#i feel like a boomer y’all

[randomshipperhere]

Does… does proshipper not mean pro (in favor of) shipper????

[creamhoodie]

So like tomorrow or some time this week I’m gonna finally redo my master list stuff and about the author stuff and try to make it more informative and clear. I hate doing that stuff because it’s tedious & I feel like I don’t do it right but I want a pretty directory like everyone else.

[deesseshesca]

PAC : How can u express your affection to your partner while having sex ? (18+)

Oh...Today drain me...

Good evening pretty souls ! I am so excited ... IS OFFICIALLY KINKTOBER ! DAY : 17-18

You want to have a more detailed readings (for 2.22$), you can join my Chérie d'Amour (soul tribe)

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PILE 1 

Strenght (reverse), knight of wands (reverse),8 cups, 9 pentacles 

You guys are very photogenic. Your friends love taking pictures of you and may even do it without you knowing. Y’all are very aesthetically pleasing people. On the other hand, y’all can’t not take a good picture to save yourself. You are incapable of finding the angle or even placing the phone properly, worse than boomers for some. Which ends up pissing off your friends. Y’all are not tech savvy. We are lucky you even know how to use your phone. 

The way you show your affection is by having no control on the relationship. Wherever the flow brings y’all, you cool with it. You don’t care for labels and you are down for literally anything. Don’t care and you will never care for the title ‘’ relationship’’, you don’t mind being ‘’just friends’’ forever. You guys can move in together, fuck each other cuddle, go to hopsital appointment and share y’all deepest secret and even convince a kid with no title. You will not have shame or even be scared to explain your situation to people around you because you don’t mind how unorthodox it is. That being said for technicalities, you will allow your partner to explore sexual endeavors with other people. Even allowing them to hold their own independence meaning living in the same house but sleeping in different bedrooms. If y’all share an abundance with each other, you can share a mansion. Like the east side is yours and the south side is his/hers. You will show your affection by holding no taboo against them. They can possess any sex toys; they might  even introduce you to their sex dolls, if they feel like it. Y’all may not even have sex at all… some of y’all is giving lavender marriage. Maybee ? I don’t know ? I have no clear indication of such but the way I am writing it, it sure sounds like it. Another way to show your affection is by  accepting their belief, y’all may have different religion or practice. Lastly you may show your affection  by not expecting anything material from them  (which lowkey breaks one of the principles  of Lavender marriage …). You don’t expect a ring, a car, or even roses on valentine day’s. All things said , it is really a show of going with the flow. If they decide to do it, you don’t mind doing it too. If they dim all the little gestures unnecessary then so do you. Ultimately your ‘’ no pressure’’ attitude is going to be the best way you show affection to them which can simulate their sexual appetite. 

💌 : FIND OUT, How your partner use their fingers in the bedroom ? on Ko-fi.

PILE 2 

Queen swords, 4 swords, 7 pentacles (reverse), 2 pentacles

Y’all are adopted. Y’all were in the system until 10 years old ( max ) then your life took another turn for the best. You always loved your adoptive family. They always welcomed you and poured into you. The whole family is always showering you with gifts, affection and support but you need an answer. You got them, you quickly realize that you dodge the bullet. Your biological family may be very abusive. 

The way you show your affection with your partner in a sexual setting starts with foreplay. You may indulge in giving your full attention to them. You are the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend for nerds. You will let them rant bout all the rules in the new fantasy world in which they are obese about while giving them the ‘’fuck me’’ eyes. You have beautiful brown eyes with stars in them when you are looking at something that you love. Sex apart, they love the way you look at them. You make them feel like the most loved human  being with only a look from you. The appreciation, tenderness, passion all of it in the iris of your eyes is making them love sick. Back to the sex, the way you listen and UNDERSTAND (at least try) make them feel fucking special. You even go as far as engaging in conversation with them which they looooove. Even when you are clumsy with the concept of a subject you don’t get mad when they correct you. Artists would be the perfect pair for you too. Not only are you the perfect muse (we are going to get into it later…) but you are a smart one. You don’t mind diving into the critics of philosopher, you don’t mind debating who is the best musician of the Renaissance, you don’t mind sitting down and letting your partner paint your back when they are overstimulated and you don’t mind listening to your partner singing for hours until they find perfect note. You have the patience of a God and that makes them want to give it all to you. Honestly you love discussing and especially debating because that’s why you turn on. So everything I listed is something they naturally do and everything is a way to get your panties wet/cock hard. Yes, paint on bareback and let your hand caress. Yes, sing to me how good I make you feel in between  the sheets. Yes, debate the principle of Aristotle  with me and show your passion. I love how you are trying to make your point while at the same focusing on my juicy lips.  Ok! Pile 2, your energy fully took over for a minute. Another way you show your affection is by making sure they reach their orgasm. It doesn't matter if they are tired after going hammers into you and making you cum at least 3 times.It doesn't matter if you are worn out. You need them to cum or you are dying … Ok a bit dramatic… (I feel like y’all are natural drama queen/king). You will give them a handjob  or you will rub their clit. You will do what is require for with the power still left in you to deliver your duty (Like I said fucking dramatic). Plus you will love to dive into the pleasure of a long intensive edging session, y’all can go for weeks edging. Playing with each other without actually reaching the sinful need of the body. Building the orgasm with each other and not cheating even when  you are really really really horny. Is almost a principle of respect for you. Lastly, you are acceptive of them in the bedroom. You don’t shame them for their kinks, you encourage them to go for it. You allow an open and affectionate communication for y’all to discuss y'all fantasy, kinks , experience, need, want, desire, etc… 

💌 : Also don't feel bad because you have leaned on your partner through out the whole quest to your roots adventure. While you were trying to puzzle the truth regarding your identity, your partner felt needed and not at all annoyed. So relief yourself from that guilt. They are fine. FIND OUT, How your partner use their fingers in the bedroom ? on Ko-fi.

PILE 3 

9 wands (reverse), 2 cups, Knight wands, Tower (reverse) 

Y’all are going through it mentally. You are deep in a depression rut. Y’all are victime of sexual harassment and you are healing. Is not as bad as it was but you know… sometimes the voice gets loud all over again. I am sending all the love I can,your way. You and I know it is going to get better and that the worse will pass. You just need to hang in there until you find the pace and you power back again. You knew your ex before y’all became a couple. He was a good friend when the accident happened and he came back into your life. He did not mean to leave you, you know we get busy with life and distance gets created.  Naturally the Divine opens a path for you to welcome them back into your life. Then you open up and it was good and got very bad again. So you decide to cut the relationship so you can heal some more without being a burden. They are going insane Pile 3. Don’t get me wrong, they are respecting your choice. But I have the vision of someone tearing up while doing their homework. Everytime they get back into their apartment at the end of the day, they literally get in a fetus position for a good 5 minutes reminiscing about you. They pray often which is ironic since they never believe in God or anything like that. Begging them to give them your pain and leaving you alone. That you suffer enough. The tears also are not something they do. Is not that they are emotionally available, they are just very masculine . 

This section of the reading is from their POV . 

They love making love to you. They love caressing you. They love your cellulite. They love your small boobs, they love your stomach, they love your thick tights ( I’m so sorry but I need to say that I am fucking rooting for them. Out here pushing through the tears to deliver the message. Ironic, I rarely get REALLY emotional. If only you could feel what I am feeling …) and they love your hair  (another message came through, One of your ex told you he hurted you because you were ugly and that he cheated because he loved blond … your man (I know y’all are not together but I am FUCKING rooting fo them) is screaming : I LOVE YOUR BROWN HAIR !). They kissed every part of you because they wished to make all the bad memories go away. They wish they could erase any trace of your abuser away. Is not about lust, it is all about the true passion that goes straight to their dick when they see you. Is not about owning you or winning you over. Is about protecting you and giving you the love you always deserve. They love having sex with you. When y’all were together, you could not keep y’all hands off each other. In a fucked up way you brain twisted that damm information (swear I am not mad at your brain, she is a victim too. So she is doing anything in her power to protect herself) making you feel that they only want you because of sex. Because that’s all a man can ever want from you. That’s all you are good for. You are undeserving of love because you are broken good ( Yes… Is me … again … YOU ARE NOT FUCKING BROKEN GOOD ! YOU HEARD ME ! You better tell your brain to get her shit together real quick. Is going to take time but let’s start by dropping the concept that you are damaged goods. I don’t want you to EVER think that.) The reality is they love you so much they can’t resist you. The mere fact that they can indulge in your affection is their biggest blessing. They are so grateful (Going back to their prayers, they are grateful that the Divine kept you alive and safe until you came back to them) that they get to share intimate moments with you. That you even let them see you in that seductive light. There’s nothing you can, God can do, I can do that's going to stop them from going back to you. There’s nothing that happens to you no matter how bad it is, that’s going to disgust them . There's nothing you can do that’s going to make them run away. Ever since you came back into their life, the flowers bloom, the sun shines and the birds chip. You brought the color back into their life. You brought joy to the mundane. Sex with you is an explosion of good feelings, fireworks even. They love sliding into you, seeing your face twisting in pleasure not in pain. A pleasure they are giving you and a pain they are protecting you from, safe in his presence . They often push you to keep your eyes focused on them because they want you to see you are safe. You are loved and you choose a good one proving you it was never your fault. Nothing you could have done was worth that punishment. 

***BONUS***

How can you cope with your sexual wound ? 

Spirit has an extra message dedicated to you. 

The ultimate problem of this relationship is the perception of yourself. Before we get any further, I am not here to hurt you (Trust me, I understand you more than you think). You need to contextualize what happened to you. Maybe you are not ready to get help, maybe you are not ready to talk about… fuck maybe you just not ready to deal with it but you need to realize that he is not him. I understand that your brain wants to protect you from all the ‘’him’’. Maybe repeat to yourself out loud, ‘’ (His name) is not my enemy. He is my true lover’’ everyday while you're taking a shower. When  you are caressing your body with soap, remind her, she is ok with (his name). Is important that you precise the name for your body to understand that only him at least with him everything is alright. You need to find a way to make your brain and body understand that he is your protector and lover. Because your soul knows he is home. You may not know about the rest and you got hurt by the rest but him… never him … he is all love. I know you are suffering but keeping him away is killing y'all more than you think. I am not telling you to break your boundaries or get back with him, now. You can shoot him a text. Small text here and there, telling him, you are ok , you ate. It can even be random as you telling him you are watching your favorite TV show. Let your brain get used to craving intimacy at a healthy pace.  Plus it will greatly ease his mind. Please stop dissociating while you are having sex (Bestie speaking from experience, don’t do it because it can become a habit … when that happens … you will try anything to go back to feeling something …), if you feel like you can’t do it, express it. I don’t care if you are in the middle of an act. I don’t care if you feel horny but you got triggered. I DON’T CARE … take a break, regulate your nervous system and come back. Last let yourself heal, there’s no race when it come to this fuck up mess. Stop comparing yourself to your past and let yourself discover the new you, who survive one of the most terrorizing situations. Much love Chérie d’Amour, you got this and I DO … love you. 

💌 : FIND OUT, How your partner use their fingers in the bedroom ? on Ko-fi.

[mwrmaidluvz]

꒰ who I will write for ꒱ ✿

ATSV

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Aged up! Miles Morales

Aged up! Earth 42 - Miles Morales

Peter B. Parker

Miguel O’hara

Aged up! Spider Punk / Hobie Brown

Aged up! Gwen Stacey / Spidergwen

Spidernoir

Aged up! Pavitr Prabhakar

❝ Genres I will write! ❝ 

Smut , Fluff, and Agnst

Hello! This is my first post <33 My name is zmya or y’all can call me zaza whateva. I’m guyanese and from honduras. I love ATSV - I’m new to tumblr so i feel like a boomer while writing this, because i don’t know how to work anything lmao, 💀 Anyway. I will not write underage smut. Any S3xual assaualt, kidnapping. And anything that is genuinely wrong or makes me uncomfortable. Bye my luvss, Btw these will only be x black reader, unless requested something different

[rebornologist]

I’m nominating Basil for the nation’s boyfriend this year because...

He's perfect and unproblematic and wonderful. He is who I mean when I say "not all men". The bar is no longer subterranean with him. The old Japanese dialect is not an ick for you. Please just give my thoughts the time of day.

He absolutely adores watching historical dramas with you, and will spend free days cuddling under soft blankets on the couch with entertainment from the cheesiest soap-opera trope-ridden shows. The only annoying thing about watching these shows with him is that he’s a straightforward and solution-driven man. He always goes off mumbling about how things would not have spiraled out of control in the show if people communicated and weren’t like, evil and weird about it. That gives you fodder to rant to him about how the shows are stupid and that you have no idea why the two of y’all are so hooked on them. The two of you do have a ton of inside jokes as a result.

“So.. [y/n], what sayest thou is.. the Japanese they speak in this show is not the modern dialect?” You nearly spit out your tea as you fought back the bout of laughter at his realization, and soon you were guffawing at the top of your lungs, feet kicking into the air as you doubled over into his lap in happy hysterics.

Speaking of being in his lap, I think he smells like barley tea and rice flour and warm, freshly washed and sun-dried cotton. There are some evenings where he's finishing paperwork and he would allow you to take a nap in his lap as he shuffles through the files and forms. He smells so good y’all please throw your arms around him, pull him close, and get the biggest hit of pure warmth and comfort. I would sleep like a baby in his presence fr.

He would be the perfect boyfie because he’s a professional errand runner. Studying into the AM or working overtime? Schedule permitting, he’s on his way with a soft warm hug, a blanket, a sweet treat, and your favourite snacks.

He makes a mean matcha or hojicha latte, and makes them pretty regularly for you as your daily dose of caffeine (unless you don’t do caffeine, in that case.. he would simply learn how to perfect your morning drink of choice).

Basil loves quality time, but y’all absolutely cannot have it all because he’s so busy and overworked. He handles it like a champ, surprisingly, and complains very little (if at all) about work, but you do notice that he falls asleep nearly instantly when he comes back to you after being away.

There is nothing in the world more comforting than laying his head in your lap or on your chest and wrapping his arms around you, snuggling close and feeling your fingers threading through his flaxen locks, smoothing them out, fiddling with split ends, and massaging his scalp. You’re always the first one to nag him (playfully) about his bangs getting long again and asking him what he intends to do with his hair now that it’s gotten to that length.

He’s the one I’d totally pin as more traditionally romantic, like, writing love letters and leaving them by your pillow, with your morning tea/coffee, slipping it into your work bag before he leaves for another excruciating span of time, and of course, sending them your way while he’s away.

If you want an offline bf, he is the one, babes. He cannot wrap his head around social media, and upon thinking about it, begins to ponder the negative psychological effects of observing the self and being constantly pressured to present the self and one’s brand online. He's not against other people being online and having social media, but he's the kind of guy that texts like a boomer and doesn't know what a meme is. He will absolutely like and comment on your instagram posts (or allow you to like and comment on your own posts from his device) if asked.

He didn’t know what memes were until Iemitsu started sending them in their correspondence (and Iemitsu sends the most outdated memes from like 2000 that nobody thought they would ever see again in their lifetime). Now the closest thing to a meme you’re getting from Basil is a photo of some samurai painting from the history museum and a follow-up text message, “me when I’m away from my wife/husband/spouse because I am fighting for honor and glory in the war” like HELP???!! WHO IS THIS?!?!

However, he loves photography. There’s something very valuable to him about immortalizing a moment through photos, but he isn’t a “the camera eats before we eat” kind of guy, he’s the guy that likes to take pictures of waterfalls and cool native plants and rare birds to commemorate his adventures. It's the best way to keep a piece of a space while leaving no trace.

He keeps a journal and shares some of the entries with you during your quality time together. He likes to save fallen leaves or flowers from different regions that he comes across, being mindful to press them dry and make sure that he isn’t moving plant pathogens around in his nostalgia notebook.

Basil is really good with his hands and is fairly skilled at dexterity-based crafts such as weaving, calligraphy, and he absolutely excels at origami. He would never tell you this, (because he has his fair share of secrecy due to the nature of his work, and the weight of his human heart, of course) but he folds up some of his failed poems to you in the complex origami that he gives you. He knows that you would never unfold his work, so in a way, he gets to deliver the half-baked expressions of his feelings about you without the vulnerability and potential embarrassment of how impossible it is to put into words (as eloquently as he would like, anyway).

ok thank u for reading my 900 word Basilicum/You pitch. Basil for The Nation's Bf 2024 ♡ ♡ Basil for National BF Day 2024 that is my message good night xx

lil nsfw hc utc.

Service top Basilicum I’m sorry y’all he’s such a giver and so so so so sweet and patient and attentive about it please help us lord I absolutely love the concept of him hovering over his love as he rocks his hips slowly into them, reveling in every soft mewl and gasp and whimper that escapes them as they squirm and wrap their legs around his waist.

His heart might actually burst when you catch the stray strands of his long bangs slipping into his face and tuck them behind his ear, holding his face lovingly as you gaze up at him. Man, you love it so much when he comes home.

[puckinghischier]

incase y’all wanted to know just how deep into devils hockey i am

i feel like a boomer mom 😌

[noxiousgrace]

I'm being plagued by visions again

Industry baby- lil nas x

Guys...

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Ayy, oh, let's do it (oh, let's do it)

I ain't fall off, I just ain't release my new shit

I blew up, now everybody tryna sue me

Krs becoming team leader and everyone shit talking him before he proved himself to be adequate for the job

Alberu while he was the most neglected out of the 3 princes, then becoming crown prince and the center of the raon kingdoms forces

Krs!Cale during the eastern nobles meeting, putting everyone in their place

The flame dwarves after becoming cale henituses subordinates and actually being able to make proper tools, instead of being shamed by the white stars forces constantly

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And this one is for the champions

I ain't lost since I've began, yeah

Funny how you said it was the end, yeah

Then I went did it again, yeah

Alberu dominating the competition on his way to the throne, even fighting on the front lines

Cale his people hope time and time again even though the white star was convinced he would fail

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I told you long ago on the road

I got what they're waiting for

(Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy)

(I got what they're waiting for)

I'll run from nothing, dawg, get your soldiers

Tell 'em I ain't layin' low

(Bitch, I ain't runnin' from nowhere)

Anyone from the family once someone messes with them fr

Especially if they mess with cale (are we forgetting the 10 minutes in the molden kingdom,,,)

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You was never really rooting for me, anyway

When I'm back up at the top, I wanna hear you say

He'll run from nothin', dawg, get your soldiers

Tell 'em that the break is over

This is lowkey director ma and krs

This is lowkey zed crossman and alberu

This is lowkey the WS and the hunters (and his ass did in fact fail LMAO)

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My track record so clean

They couldn't wait to just bash me

I must be gettin' too flashy

Y'all shouldn't have let the world gas me

It's too late, 'cause I'm here to stay

And these girls know that I'm nasty

I sent her back to her boyfriend

With my handprint on her ass cheek

Krs would never touch anyone period but he definitely let the white star run back to the god of despair with a handprint on his face LMAOOOO

Also literally krs bro have you seen his history as team leader (fuck director ma and the foreign guilds)

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City talkin’, we takin’ notes

Tell ‘em all to keep makin’ posts

Wish he could, but he can’t get close

OG so proud of me

That he chokin’ up while he makin’ toast

I'm the type that you can’t control

Said I would, then I made it so

KIM. ROK. SOO. YOU CAN'T CONTROL HIM NO MATTER WHAAATTTT

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I don’t clear up rumors (ayy)

Where’s y’all sense of humor? (Ayy)

I'm done makin’ jokes

‘Cause they got old like baby boomers

Turn my haters to consumers

I make vets feel like they juniors (juniors)

KRS being too oblivious to clear up the rumors,,,,

Also clopeh was a hater-turned-consumer and ik I'm right

Bro every enemy he made into his subordinate became consumers are we fr

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Say your time is comin’ soon

But just like Oklahoma (mmm)

Mine is comin’ sooner (mmm)

I'm just a late bloomer (mmm)

I didn’t peak in high school

I'm still out here gettin’ cuter (woo)

All these social networks and computers

Got these pussies walkin’ ‘round

Like they ain’t losers

Literally krs is a late bloomer through and through, it wasn't until he teamed up with LSH that he finally started unlocking his actual potential

Also this applies to everyone tbh TCF is centred a lot around growth

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[chase-ships]

XC Chase: So Eon, why do you disliked me too much?

Eon: Dude what? I don’t dislike you it’s just because you’re hard to talk with and that doesn’t mean I dislike you *smiles* you’re my favorite lil bro

XC Chase: *smiles* hahaha it was an absurd question I guess

Dashi: Well I guess we need to try to be nice right Guan?

Guan: Eon, your little brother whatever you call is the type of people that loves to play with the others

Eon: Go to hell

Guan: Oop

Raimundo: Looks like we have a fight here SkeeYee

Dashi: ………….. Okay Brazilian kid

XC Chase: Ok but Eon are you okay with me dating Chase? Didn’t you dated Lunniani too?

Eon: Yeah but that’s past

Boomer: I hope that Chase Young and Monk Eon get along all the time since they’re brothers

Omi: Boy you don’t know nothing about their relationship

Ping Pong: It’s like me and Omi have a good relationship

Clay: relationship? Partner he always makes you feel bad

Ping Pong: That was before

Clay: Hmmm Hmmmmm.. Yeah right

XC Dashi: Whatever

Dashi: Shut the hell up you’re jealous

Dojo: Man we hear every day this freaking dialing

Eon: Okay listen, Chase is the only family I have like what do y’all want me to do run away?

*Chase cries*

*Eon hugs Chase*

Omi: This is hilarious damn

Kimiko: B*ch bye

Omi: Girl you’re just jealous as if chronicles Omi gives two f*cks

XC Omi: What did you say? Boy you better watch it

Eon: How come Omi never has a family member before? We haven’t like seeing any of it

Omi: Master Fung is like my father cause I grew up with him so he’s like my father

XC Chase: I never though of it

Ping Pong: Didn’t you said that you’re Omi’s father or family?

XC Chase: No, my only family is Eon besides I’m already married with Chase

XS Chase: *smiles and laughs*

Dashi: Then why do you have kids?

XC Chase: Boy, these are my step kids you know that Drake and Shens are my step kids

Dashi: Oh

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

🔥 for each Star Wars trilogy

Originals:

Pros:

-Fantastic aesthetic

-Really well paced

-A majority of the characters are fantastic

-Lando

-Han being gay

-Fun story

-Decently Funny

Cons:

-The second movie drags in too many places

-Han and Leia are the worlds most annoying couple and they kill the fun whenever they stop the film to bicker for 15 minutes straight

-Han isn’t gayer

-Yoda doesn’t get to do much cool stuff

-Catholic rage

Overall: 7/10 Good watch would watch Bi-Yearly like I do with Twilight

Prequels:

Pros:

-ANAKIN AT ANY AGE IS A DELIGHT ON SCREEN

-Some of the best chemistry the franchise ever writes is between Obi-Wan and Anakin

-They really make you feel compelled despite knowing the ending

-Mace Windu

-Yoda gets to do cool shit

-I was very rarely bored

-Funny as shit

-Great marketing

-Genuinely moved me to tears

-Padme kicking ass in the second movie is baller as hell and beats anything Leia got to do because Han wasn’t there so there was no boomer sqwuaking.

-Fantastic fight scenes

-Great locations

Cons:

-Jar Jar doesn’t do much love or hate him he feels unobtrusive in a way that says “we had more for him but y’all were mad”

-Padme and Anakin is bland. Not unbearable, but not as much chemistry as I would’ve liked from the people writing Ani and Obi.

-Decent amount of “no one can communicate for shit” fuckery to force the plot along

-The scenes at the garden planet where Ani and Padme get married go on too long

-I don’t care that much about the Fetts

-Catholic rage

Overall: 9/10 I love them so fucking much holy shit oh my god why the fuck is everyone stupid these are clearly the best ones

Sequels:

-Haven’t seen them all. Was not impressed by what I heard.

Overall: Don’t Care/10

[ohello0]

This doesn’t matter and it bothers me to say it but I can’t believe there’s articles and people talking about gen z being “sexless”

It’s such a strange and untrue narrative getting spun up in the media for a number of reasons but also????

Maybe it’s a lil hard to be horny when there’s multiple active genocides going on rn and like half the world is on fire or under water at any given moment??? Like I don’t know perhaps if the world wasn’t falling apart and the youth didn’t have to fix older generations mistakes we’d be passing each other around more instead of attending rallies for our rights.

Maybe I’m bugging but I’m starting to get the feeling that cishetero normative views on sex and sexuality leads people to assume that if kids don’t come out of it or it’s not done a specific way then no sex is happening. Sad but kinda hilarious.

Maybe people are quieter about their sex habits bc as soon as someone experiences sex or gender in a way that even slightly deviates from the norm some group of obsessive lunatics crawl out of the woodworks to try and make it illegal.

The focus on calling gen z sexless is millennials version of the “avocado toast” bullshit boomers pushed and y’all weird niggas playing into it perfectly

[satelitis]

🕸- 𝐅𝐀𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓 : send me a trope and a character and i will make headcanons about it. (drummer!butch jojo, baker!peter parker)

before i forget to say it ur event theme is so so cute and i love it and robert smith is such a cutie patootie <3

ANYWAY LISETN HESR ME OKT. BRICK AND A GF WJOS RLLY SWEET. i <3 the grumpy x sunshine trope

🕸️- 𝐅𝐀𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐓 : send me a trope and a character and i will make headcanons about it. (drummer!butch jojo, baker!peter parker)

thank you bb, ikr he is such a guy

🕸️- he would just be infactuted with your radiate personality.

🕸️- and at first he would find it kind of annoying how you’re always so giddy and bubbly all the time but soon he starts feeling things quite the opposite

🕸️- once y’all start dating he protects you at all times.

🕸️- if anyone’s mean to you. nope nope nope. not tolerated.

🕸️-butch and boomer always say you’ve “converted” brick to be a better person

🕸️- even though he acts the same way.

🕸️- just not around you

🕸️- “babe” and “sunshine” SHJSJSJS

🕸️- he adores you

🕸️- and he loves it, and i mean LOVES it when you play with his hair

🕸️- big spoon big spoon big spoon

🕸️- he sends you guns n’ roses songs that remind him of you bc gnr is his favorite because he looks like axl rose. also they’re just great in general

🕸️- overall this boy is just whipped for you

[vintagepresley]

as gen z, millennials are just the older siblings that we sometimes make fun of but at the end of the day, no hard feelings

gen z does some cringy ass shit too and we will get the same fate as y’all when the next generations grow up💀

Lmao I’m like I really don’t pay attention to anything bc I had no idea people hated millennials so much.(I mean I knew boomers did they always have) But then people getting mad and I’m like who cares what someone on the internet says 😭

I’d have to agree gen z has its cringy moments but it’s not everyone. Just some. But that’s true like the next generation is just gonna be making fun of you. Which like who cares??

[constantcravingmp3]

i feel like as a certified millennial i’m qualified to say this: a lot of y’all are justifiably mad at the weird tiktok tradwife-adjacent memes BUT there’s also a huge misunderstanding of context a lot of the time. like the girl dinner thing started more as like “a ton of snacks and a charcuterie board and wine and tv and chocolate” and a couple people made it really weird, but that’s not the majority of what i’ve seen. it’s usually like, poking fun at watching tv with an entire bag of hot cheetos. similarly, the bimbo-core thing is really hated on here (and sometimes understandably so tbh) but if you actually look into it, it’s mostly very smart girls using it as satire and a way to poke fun at the way society views hyper-femme people. i’m not at allll claiming these things can’t ever be problematic but sometimes it does give “boomer on facebook that doesn’t understand memes” energy. i promise a girl making fun of other people’s perception of her as a bimbo for liking pink while simultaneously explaining sexism and power structures is not inherently bad and i think as we get older (yes i mean myself too) we need to avoid that trap of thinking younger generations are automatically clueless. criticism is very necessary but requires an actual understanding that sometimes simply is not possible from viewing 2 tiktoks and drawing an immediate conclusion. ok i’m stepping off my soapbox, thank you, but in conclusion, don’t immediately write off younger people as ignorant or vapid

[sciencesara]

No, no, I am the one with the Boomer take here.

Companies can fire or not hire you for any reason, which is its own argument to be had, but I am begging y’all to learn the difference between public and private spaces on the internet. Just because you are posting online from the privacy of your own home does not make it private.

Private life are attitudes and behavior only kept to yourself and a few other people – DM’s, your diary in a word doc on your computer, text messages

Public life is one’s visible attitude and behavior in a public setting that can be seen by a wide audience – facebook, tumblr posts, Twitter, etc.

I find it reasonable that companies can ask for social media accounts, because that is public information you are sharing with the world. Y’all can say whatever shit you want in the privacy of your DM’s, but the rise of everyone being rude online feels like it’s stemming from people not realizing this and acting the same in both private and public spaces. We need to bring back having manners in public!!!

Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter

[homedepot12ftskeleton]

My resolution for 2025 is to be less chronically offline because I’ve begun to feel like a boomer.

Idk what the youths are talking about these days, but apparently there was this controversy a while back about wether or not cashiers should say hello?? As a cashier, I enjoy the little small talk I make with customers. Small bouts of real human connection feel like a relief after staring at a tablet for hours. And on the days I don’t feel like talking to people? I just say hi. They say hi back and 98% of the time that’s the end of the interaction, but at least I have acknowledged them as people. Maybe for some people that’s too much, but a one word greeting doesn’t feel like too much emotional labor for someone who’s job it is to talk to people.

I’m beginning to fear that the internet has convinced a generation that they can disregard every random human being they meet and still live in a functioning society. It’s not just cashiers, YOU should also be polite to strangers and acknowledge them as human beings. Complement your coworker’s outfit, ask your professors for book recommendations, engage with your community. Otherwise we’ll all end up alone.

TLDR: y’all should join me offline

[l-y-h]

First of all hi, second of all

How the f does tumbler work ????

I’ve been here for a few months and I still don’t understand how that work.

I’m gonna ask a few questions and hope that someone helps the teenager that I am and the boomer that must be hiding inside me:

1. What are those ?

How does it work? What am I supposed to write here? Why is it only hashtags?

2. What are the “notes” ? The little thing in the bottom-left of every post. I should have taken a screenshot but I forgot

3. Why is everything in English? I’ve almost never seen any other language apart from the few Spanish post that I randomly appears once every blue moon on my for you page.Even though I’m French I can understand English enough to not be completely confused but is it some kind of secret pact that every tumblr user knows except me ?

4. What’s a reblog ? Is it like a retweet because if it is I’m screwed since I genuinely don’t know how any social media that has include exchanging with another human being for mot than a comment works. I’ve use the this option before but I’m wondering if that’s how it’s supposed to work

5. How does y’all can post images of movies and film ? I’ve seen some post including short clips of astv and the Barbie movie and I’d like to do the same.

Last but not least:

How can I be part of tumblr?

I’ve seen a ton of post being in TikTok compilations, that’s actually what make me create a tumblr account. I wanna be part of that giant family, y’all look like you’re having so much fun. I wanna interact with people but I genuinely don’t know how. What’s socially acceptable to post or to answer ? How can I make sure to not be seen as cringe?

I’ve post a few things hoping that it would teach me how to interact on that app but I still don’t know. I feel like I’m still the eight years old trying to make friends at school and I hate that. I’m not that shy irl but for unknown reasons I terribly shy on internet.

I hope that some people will be able to help me.

(Sorry if I got some word wrong or If I talk weirdly, I learned English mainly on TikTok)